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Synopsis: You’ve Got to Get on to Get Off.
From the director of Hedwig and the Angry Inch comes Shortbus, an exploration into the lives of several characters living in present-day New York as they navigate the comic and tragic intersections between love and sex. Male and female, straight and gay, the characters find one another – and eventually find themselves – when they all converge at a weekly underground salon called “Shortbus,” a mad world of art, music, politics, and polysexual carnality.
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Shortbus 8.0
eyelights: Justin Bond. the main cast’s boldness.eyesores: the main cast’s performances.
“It’s just like the 60′s. Only with less hope.”
‘Shortbus’ is a 2006 film by John Cameron Mitchell, of ‘Hedwig and the Angry Inch’ fame. It takes place in New York City, and follows the lives of a half dozen 30-somethings as they try to get a handle on their inner lives. It’s particularly notable because the characters express themselves sexually in very graphic ways, with the actors having actual sex on screen.
Needless to say, it drew a certain amount of controversy.
The most notable incident is when lead actress Sook-Yin Lee was to be fired from her hosting duties at the CBC for participating in this picture. A minor Canadian celebrity (she’s been in the public eye as a MuchMusic VJ, musician and actress since the mid-’90s), this created enough of a public outcry that she was eventually able to retain her show – which she hosts to this day.
I was always drawn to Sook-Yin Lee. Even though I found her a bit too alternative for my taste when she was on MuchMusic, I nonetheless had a weak spot for her. So, when I heard that she was in this film (I had no idea she was an actress, truth be told), it firmly put the picture on my radar. It also helped that I knew it was going to be a little bit racy.
But I never expected it to be as graphic as it is. I’m no prude, obviously, as made abundantly clear by the many sexy films I’ve commented on, but I simply had no idea I would watch men and women openly masturbate (and ejaculate), gay daisy chains, analingus, massive group orgies, and so forth. I didn’t even know it was possible to make a picture like this in North America.
Mitchell’s concept was to make a film that was sexually graphic but that was not pornographic, per say, that was “naturalistic and thoughtful”. Whether one agrees or not that he succeeded is certainly a matter for debate. Was seeing someone come into his own mouth naturalistic and thoughtful? I’m not so sure. I wasn’t offended, but I wonder if provoking us was really the intention.
The title refers to a club that all of the key players find themselves at. As its host, Justin Bond, says, it’s a place for “the gifted and challenged” and its focal point is a large room filled with a spectacular group orgy. What impressed me in this room was that it was populated with all sorts of people and configurations; there didn’t seem to be any imposed boundaries.
If one believes that this was gratuitous, this is easily countered by the fact that Mitchell, who’s gay, joined in, going down on a woman for the first time in his life. Clearly, his intention was something other than to just titillate the audience – it was also to move forward a concept of sexuality that wasn’t limited by societal and/or self-imposed guidelines. Not even ageism.
It didn’t stop him from trying to make the sex visually stimulating by shooting his cast in beautiful ways or even by selecting attractive people for his cast. The most notable example of this is that he made Shanti Carson and her partner central in the orgy sequence – he didn’t focus on the obese people, for instance (although he did show them too).
Having said this, he had good taste: Carson is breathtaking. Watching her is a highlight of the picture for me.
Another highlight, for me, were the dialogues, which discussed serious issues with intelligence and wit. The humour was terrific because it is part and parcel with the topics being discussed – they weren’t one liners. The most memorable moments were all delivered by Justin Bond, who was a delight every single time that he was on screen. I know nothing about him, but I’d watch more of him.
Unfortunately, the rest of the cast isn’t nearly of the same calibre. While no one stunk up the screen, not even close, I felt that none of them fully expressed their characters’ inner turmoil and fragility in an entirely convincing way. If anything, I felt like I was watching a decent group of C-listers or amateurs more so than being involved in the lives of real people.
And that’s the chief weakness in ‘Shortbus’. Although I quite enjoy the various stories and characters, the acting doesn’t quite support the material. Granted, it would likely have been difficult to find a phenomenal cast that was also game enough to have real sex on screen. For that reason, I can hardly criticize the picture. But it remains that it was hobbled to some degree because of this.
Still, ‘Shortbus’, is an interesting exploration of modern relationships and the complexities of big city life in the new millenium. And, although it soberly tackles many challenging topics, it also offers amusing commentary on generational change, sexuality, and  societal mores. While it might be extremely shocking to some audiences, it’s a well worth seeing and discussing.
Story: 7.5Acting: 7.0Production: 7.5
Nudity: 7.0Sexiness: 4.0Explicitness: 9.0
Date of viewing: June 11, 2014

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Why does my fiance watch so much porn?

by Lucy Walton | 4 July 2014

M asks :
Hi Lucy!
I feel this is a bit of a tender subject, but my fiancé won’t stop watching porn when I am out the house and when I question him about it, he denies it. At first, I came to the conclusion that I wasn’t enough to satisfy him in bed and he had to do that. But after speaking to a close friend about it, she said that just ask him if you can watch it together, it may bring you relationship about it closer and it will take the dishonesty out of it. So I did this, he almost laughed in my face, said he didn’t do that anymore and it was a ridiculous idea and why should I bring it up. Which made me feel like it was me even more. After a few weeks of really thinking it over, it took me a long to realise that it wasn’t me that was the problem; he was watching the act and not the people as such. So again, I brought up the idea of telling me when he had watched it. I made it clear that it didn’t bother me as much, but I would like him to stop being dishonest. He shrugged and we didn’t speak about it. Then after a few days, I find it again, hidden in the internet history. I asked him if he had, calmly and curious, but not protruding, and he denied it again, saying that his brother had access to our laptop and it was him, but it couldn’t of been as his brother was at work when the site was accessed (We have date stamps on our internet history~) What do you think I should do? Turn a blind eye or keep asking him to be honest with me? I feel if I keep asking, he will hide it even more.. Thanks

At first I thought it was me

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Most men watch porn because they tend to masturbate more than women and are very visual creatures when they do. Women are able to get themselves off through fantasy and imagination so it can be difficult to understand their fascination with it.
He will likely know in his heart of hearts that the people in it are not a realistic representation of men and women- so perhaps you are right- that he is watching it for the act and not the women. It doesn’t necessarily mean that he has any issue with your sex life. It’s likely a habit that he got into long before he got with you.
If you have brought it up several times before then maybe leave it. If he is not cheating on you and is embarrassed to admit that he watches it then really what harm is he doing? If you have an active sex life and it’s not impacting on your time together then perhaps let that be his thing.
Alternatively, another option is to put some on in the bedroom right before you have sex that way he won’t have time to talk or think about it first and you can share the experience together.

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What do you think about when you watch porn?

Question aimed more at men than women. What do you men think about when you watch porn? I ask because how can you be considered straight if you find another naked man having sex with a woman arousing? Do you pretend the man isn’t there? You see the man’s penis, so how can you be straight if you masturbate to this?Also, why do people find hearing other people have sex arousing? What are you thoughts when you hear another couple have sex?

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“Don Jon” and Modern Romance

So I just finished watching Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s “Don Jon,” a movie in which he plays this less-tan Jersey guido who basically has to balance keeping his addictions in line – women and porn. He just isn’t as satisfied by having sex with real people as he is by watching videos of real people. (**SPOILER ALERT**) And even when he meets the woman who tames him (who is a total bitch, by the way) he still can’t kick his habits. Oh, and the chick he’s into? Totally against porn. Like, says it’s disgusting and stupid and pathetic and refuses to believe that the vast majority of the male population watches porn every day. 
That’s total garbage. Like, it’s not even just men who watch porn and/or masturbate every day. Women do it, too. And have sex toys. AND FOR WHATEVER REASON, THAT ISN’T FROWNED UPON. It’s considered pretty hot to some people, to own vibrators and things like that. So that’s kind of a double standard. Secondly, isn’t jacking off a much better alternative that, oh, I dunno, getting cheated on? And if your main concern is that you should be able to single-handedly (haha) satisfy your partner, well, it’s pretty valid but kind of unrealistic. Libidos can be kind of insatiable, so unless you’re feeling very ambitious and up to getting your partner off as frequently as they’d like, you’d better be comfortable with the notion of them taking care of business. And you can’t expect them to just think up crazy-hot spank bank material; they need a little inspiration, hence the pictures and videos. It’s not that (s)he isn’t attracted to you anymore and need to look at other people. Cos, I mean, think about it. Are you only attracted to ONE person? (Well, for those people who experience sexual attraction) No, probably not. It’s okay to appreciate beauty. It’s a human thing, just like sex drive. The commitment remains intact in the end, right? Well, hopefully. But porn wouldn’t affect fidelity unless it involved, ya know, making porn with other people. 
Let us also remember that everyone is entitled to do with his/her body whatever he/she pleases. So if somebody wants to jerk off, who are you to stop them or tell them they can’t? Even worse, who are you to make them feel ashamed? Ashamed of trying to feel good. Ashamed of indulging that carnal need. 
But anyway, JGL ends up having this conversation with this woman in a night class his bitch girlfriend made him take. She talks to him about why he doesn’t enjoy sex as much as porn, and he says he can lose himself in porn in a way he can’t having sex. The woman points out that it seems like a one-sided thing. When you have sex with someone, it should be more about losing yourself in the other person, and them losing themselves in you. And then they end up together and lose themselves in each other and blah blah blah, it’s super cute. 
And that just made a lot of sense to me. I could really identify with that sentiment. It’s what I look for in relationships like that. I want someone who knows me better than I know me, and vice versa. And of course I want someone who wouldn’t take advantage of that. Mutual trust and all those good things, ya know?
But I like the commentary on 21st century romance and what it has kind of been reduced to. Hookups and casual relationships sorta dominate the landscape. But that isn’t necessarily a bad thing. I mean, yeah, it really sucks for those people looking for soulmates, and yeah, it does sorta cheapen the concept of dating, but romance is not truly dead. At least, not that I’ve entirely seen. I still personally encounter many chivalrous gentlemen and know people who have pretty sweet SOs. 
I myself can be pretty romantic, too. I eat up shit like couples dancing and traditional courting and having my car door opened for me. I also had this really cute concept I wanted to use on OCG: 
When I’m an RA this coming semester, my two-bedroom suite will have a common kitchen and living area. So, I’ll kindly ask my two suitemates to let me have the room for a few hours. I’ll tell OCG to sleep over, but to wear some nice clothes. Like formal chapter meeting wear (for non-GreekOrg people, just read that as: business casual) And of course I won’t tell him why :p  I’ll get dressed up in sorta 50s housewife style – curls and heels and a dress and red lipstick. I’ll see what I can do about atmospheric lighting, though. I don’t need the harsh fluorescence killing the mood. I’ll put on some jazz music or something.  And I’ll serve a three or four course meal. Salad and bread. Maybe soup. Ice water. Then the main course would be steak tips, wide noodles or mashed potatoes (homemade, of course) and steamed veggies (likely green beans.) A nice red wine to compliment, or gin lol Some sort of hard liquor, just because. Dessert? Coffee and chocolate cake, from scratch. Maybe with ice cream. OH. and before we sit down to eat, hitting the vaporizer or maybe a piece. Or even rolling some Js and smoking outside or out a window. 
And this wouldn’t even necessarily be for an anniversary or any kind of special occasion; I just kinda wanna play housewife and be cute and romantic and do something nice for somebody. And I think that’s what romance/relationships should be about: doing nice things for somebody else, just because. No special occasion, no particular reason, not to make up for something bad that happened or try to butter them up to drop bad news or make a request. Just, for the sake of treating somebody else nicely. Not only that, but I just love those kinds of things. I like making people feel special, and I like those daydreamy kinda grandiose scenarios, so why not make them happen? 
I dunno. I’m no relationship expert, and I certainly can’t entirely speak from experiences, but I just think I have a pretty solid understanding of people and how things should be. Of course that isn’t always how things are, but hey, I can be a little idealistic. 

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‘Swiss Cheese Pervert’ Chris Pagano Pleads Guilty To Indecent Exposure…

A man dubbed the “Swiss cheese pervert” had pleaded guilty to two counts of indecent exposure.
Chris Pagano was arrested in January following allegations he had offered women money to watch him masturbate with slices of cheese.
Pagano, of Norristown, Philadelphia, had been due to stand trial but on Thursday entered a guilty plea, Philly Mag writes.

One weird individual… Chris Pagano has pleaded guilty to two counts of indecent exposure
He also pleaded guilty to four counts harassment in a negotiated plea deal. Further charges of stalking and open lewdness were withdrawn.
The 42-year-old had faced up to 25 years in prison, but was sentenced to eight years probation, supervised by a sex offenders unit, and was ordered to stay away from his four victims.
He must also attend a treatment program, CBS Local reports.
Pagano was branded the “Swiss cheese pervert” by the Mayfair Town Watch Facebook page in January.

Chris Pagano, aka the alleged Swiss Cheese Pervert. These mugshots are from 2006 (left) and 2009 (right)
The message said: “”Good Morning Mayfair! Please be aware of the Swiss Cheese Pervert! This individual is driving around surrounding communities and exposes himself to women.
“He offers them money to watch him put swiss cheese on his privates. He is a white, heavy set male, 40-50 years old. He drives a newer model silver sedan.
“He was also spotted in a black newer model sedan. If you see this guy, don’t confront him. Get his plate number and call 911 immediately!!! We have passed all the information to the 15th PD.”
Other reports claimed the same man had been sending messages on OKCupid asking women to “perform masturbation on him with cheese”.
The Philadelphia Daily News obtained what is alleged to be an excerpt from one of those messages.

“I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections [sic], girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more. That and typical advertising, always using a girl to advertise dairy products. So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls.”

Authorities have repeatedly pointed out that although the incidents may initially appear comical, it is in fact a serious offence and traumatic for those unfortunate to be approached.

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Barbara Hall was involved in a bedroom romp with her boyfriend when he asked her if she had brought PAM cooking spray, which he wanted to use as lubricant. However, Hall thought he was referring to an ex-girlfriend of his named Pam, and she allegedly flew into a jealous rage, punching him repeatedly and heaving objects at his head. <a href=”http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/14/barbara-hall-pam-cooking-spray-sex-assault-florida_n_1597702.html”>Read the whole story here.</a>

Sucker For A Deal
Crystal Frantzen allegedly gave Gary Tipton oral sex in a gas station parking lot in order to get a “better deal” on a Cadillac he was selling. <a href=”http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/27/crystal-frantzen-gary-tipton-oral-sex-better-deal-car_n_2962844.html?1364393996″ target=”_blank”>Read the whole story here.</a>

Menage a TERROR
Mindi and David Rice were engaging in a three-way with a female friend, but when MIndi noticed David was giving the friend a little too much attention, she allegedly reached for a revolver. The ensuing madness ended with gunfire, SWAT team involvement and a police tasing. <a href=”http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/04/mindi-david-rice-threeway-gunshots-swat-team_n_1855310.html”>Read the whole story here.</a>

A Knife To Remember
<a href=”http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/woman-pulls-knives-at-threesome-682451″ target=”_hplink”>Valerie Nile was accused</a> of pulling out several knives after allegedly threatening her neighbors when the threesome she had planned with them never materialized. This incident took place January 2012 in Knox County, Maine. <a href=”http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/25/valerie-nile-threesome-knives_n_2552540.html”>Read our story here.</a> <em><strong>CORRECTION</strong>: A previous version of this slide incorrectly states that the incident took place in Knox County, Tenn. It took place in Knox County, Maine.</em>

More Cushion For The Pushin’
Talk about a love seat. Gerard Streator was allegedly caught having sex with a couch on the side of the road. <a href=”http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/24/gerard-streator-sex-with-couch_n_1909699.html”>Read the whole story here.</a>

Dude, Where’s My Dildo?
Arteesha Donaldson became upset when she lost her “detachable latex penis,” cops say, which caused an argument between Donaldson and her girlfriend. The fight allegedly ended with Donaldson chucking at ironing board. <a href=”http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/27/arteesha-donaldson-south-carolina-assault-sex-toy-detachable-penis_n_2200389.html”>Read the whole story here.</a>

Don’t Come Quickly
Racquel Gonzalez was allegedly none too pleased when her boyfriend orgasmed and she didn’t. She allegedly responded by scratching and hitting him, which caused him to call 911. The cops came not a moment too soon. <a href=”http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/27/racquel-gonzalez-esric-davis-orgasm-assault-sex_n_2200096.html”>Read the whole story here.</a>

Come Again?
Japanese porn star Uta Kohaku asked her fans on Twitter to donate their sperm as part of an erotic film titled “Semen Collection 2.” She received over 100 bottles in less than 10 days. <a href=”http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/27/uta-kohaku-japanese-porn-semen_n_2366349.html”>Read more about it here.</a>

On Guard!
Tyshinia Love Brewster was working as a prison guard when she allegedly had sex with one of the inmates at the facility and became pregnant with his baby. Brewster was charged with third-degree rape, since inmates cannot legally give consent. <a href=”http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/21/tyshinia-love-brewster-prison-guard-pregnant-rape_n_2733481.html?1361462977″>Read the whole story here.</a>

Did Somebody Say McCreepy?
Sukhbir Singh was banned from every single McDonalds restaurant in England after being caught spying on women using toilets at the fast food establishment. <a href=”http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/20/sukhbir-singh-banned-from-mcdonalds_n_2165471.html”>Read the whole story here.</a>

Sex, Guns, And Moving Cars
Amanda Linscott allegedly pulled a gun on a man while the two were having sex in a moving car. The man punched her in the face, but not before losing control of the vehicle and crashing into a palm tree. <a href=”http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/12/amanda-linscott-gun-sex-moving-car_n_1877198.html”>Read the whole story here.</a>

Penis Stolen By Thieves
Fei Lin told law enforcement officials that men, believed to be jealous lovers of women Lin had bedded, broke into his home at night, cut off his penis, and stole it. <a href=”http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/24/fei-lin-penis_n_1699017.html”>Read the whole story here.</a>

Tough Love
S&M aficionado Frankie Santiago was submissive — until she found out her boyfriend was cheating on her. Santiago allegedly began sending the man a slew of menacing text messages and was charged with stalking, criminal mischief and harassment. <a href=”http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/16/frankie-santiago-edward-sonderling_n_1791567.html”>Read the whole story here.</a>

We’ve All Been There
A Munich man had to flee to police when a woman he was sleeping with demanded too much sex. He told officials that he and the woman had sex several times, but when he said he was through for the night, she refused to let him leave and insisted they keep doing it. <a href=”http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/13/man-flees-after-too-much-sex_n_1423530.html”>Read the whole story here.</a>

Dinner And A Show
Jeremie Calo and Tiffanie Lynn Barganier were apprehended while allegedly having sex on a restaurant table in full view of other patrons, including children. Calo also allegedly refused to pay his $101 bill, writing the restaurant a check that contained only the word “NO.” <a href=”http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/17/jeremie-calo-tiffani-lynn-barganier-restaurant-table-sex_n_1974199.html”>Read the whole story here.</a>

Man Cuts Off Penis, Forgets To Bring It To Hospital
A Chinese man who cut off his own penis because of frustration at the fact that he didn’t have a girlfriend was left in such incredible agony that he decided to cycle to a hospital for treatment. But when he arrived doctors told him they couldn’t help him – and ordered him to cycle back home again to get the penis before he could be treated.

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